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Its time of the year to make new year’s resolutions that you know you can never keep. But you’ll do it anyway. Happy new year!

One more year has gone and you’re still the dumb person you were always. Let’s hope you can be a better person this year!

Remember mate that life always gives you a second chance. What are new years for? Grab your chances every time! Happy New Year.

You know what’s my favorite part of the new year? I always make my resolutions when I’m drunk so that I never am committed to them. Happy New Year.

You know you’re old and tired when you just want to have nap instead of being drunk & have fun on a New Year’s Eve. Happy new year 2020!

The funniest thing about the last day of a year is that you can make a bunch of unrealistic to-dos list & still everyone would say you can accomplish them!

I’m not making any new resolutions for the New Year. I’m really good at annoying you and I’ll simply continue on that path!

May all your problems vanish as quickly as your new year’s resolution does every year. I wish you a happy new year full of happiness!

Life is already full of good things. You just have to stop complaining and be a little bit more optimistic. Enjoy this new year with a glass-half-full of vodka!

New years bring you a lot of new problems. But the good thing is, they usually last just as long as your new year resolution. Happy new year!

Life has taught me that no matter what you say and how hard you try; you can never stop some people from making stupid new year resolutions! Happy new year!

I’m planning to come to your house on the 31st of December so that on the 1st of Jan, I can say – I have been living in your house for a year! Happy New Year.

Keep making the same old mistakes, but do it in a new way. Accept my heartfelt, warm wishes for this new year. All the best!

New years are like restart buttons to start things over again, except the fact that your device is long dead. Have an enjoyable new year!

Live it up on New Year’s Eve - you’ve got the whole year to live it down!

Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, let me wish you a Happy New Year!

May all of your troubles last as long as my New Years resolutions! Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry - for tomorrow we diet!

Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy. But enough about me, here’s to you - Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! Here’s to living on the edge a little more in 2020. As Hunter S. Thompson said: Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!”

Remember when we were younger and just wanted to stay up on New Year’s Eve? Now all we want to do is sleep!

Happy New Year! I don’t know about you, but my New Year’s resolution is to stop feeling guilty about not keeping last year’s resolution.

My New Year’s resolution was going to be to quit all my bad habits, but then it occurred to me - no one likes a quitter. Happy New Year!

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Happy New Year! I can’t believe another year has passed so quickly. In the words of Michael Altshuler, “The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot!”

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!
~ Aleister Crowley

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.
~ Dave Beard

A new year. A fresh, clean start! It’s like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities!
~ Bill Watterson

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
~ Bill Vaughan

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
~ Bill Vaughn

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